The New GM Car Unveiled

Nope, it's not the much-touted, overly-hyped GM Volt. It's not even a General Motors product--at least, a pre-bankruptcy GM product. Instead, it's the Government Motors 2010 Obama!


It is environmentally friendly and zero-emissions, running entirely on hot air, empty promises, and useless rhetoric. It promises to both create new and exciting Green Jobs as well as transport Americans into the next century.

Plus, it's so affordable that even the most economically-downtrodden, unemployed worker in today's America can afford one. If you can't afford one, the government will steal one from another hard working American to give to you!

Everyone can get around on the Obama's 3-wheels of government: taxes, inflation, and debt! Plus, as an added bonus for a limited time, it includes handy teleprompter rear views so you'll have the latest heart-pounding speech to give the traffic cop when he pulls you over.


The unique, plastic bubble canopy will make sure that you're in full fivew of the CCTV cameras that are there for your safety. The...uh...cozy interior will ensure that you don't pack too much stuff with you when you drive--keeping your eco-driving at maximum.

So make sure to reserve your new GM 2010 Obama today, before they're sold out! Or the UAW goes on strike again. Whichever comes first.